After five years of sitting in orbit monitoring Earth communications, the broadcast of the infamous alien autopsy provides the perfect excuse for space aliens Splig and Dint to break the monotony and get some action. Mistaking the dead alien in the video for Yablo Dan, their hero and mentor, Splig and Dint load up the shuttle and head down to the surface for a little revenge, meth, and sex.

Short Story 5600 words.