Michael B. Jordan was getting his prostate examined when he asked his doctor what he thought of his latest movie, Slavery: The Good Parts They Never Talk About.

Jewish and eighty-three, the doctor sighed and responded, "It was aight."

Michael was crushed.

"Also, you have some gummie bears attached to your prostate. I don't know how that happened or what you've been doing, but we'll have to do surgery."

Michael was fine with that.