Nev didn't plan on becoming a writer. He only meant to help his family, but now he's broke, roofless, and taking advice from his cousin Suzina who once invented her own genre and insists she is world known. Somehow that's turned into smut, a cattle dog, two mates, and Nev being coerced into acting as their gigolo for research. They're calling it spice. The pub has other opinions. Another deluded smut adventure from The Author Regrets series.