Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party is an uncensored guide to college slang that offers a steaming, no-holds-barred slice of campus life.

Would you rather be a sonny or a wedge? Does a turkey dump have anything to do with taking the kids to the pool? And most importantly, who's Turd Ferguson and what's he doing at a sausage party?

Authors Ben Applebaum and Derrick Pittman have the answers and much more in this hilarious collection of actual terms from hundreds of students around the country. A perfect way to prepare for the big leap from high school or to bone up on the newest slang once you're in college, Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party is a must for every bookshelf, coffee table, and bathroom stall.

Ben Applebaum and Derrick Pittman are friends from Wake Forest University and founders of CollegeStories.com, a site for undergrads and postgrads to share their favorite college memories. Since 1999, they've read more than 4,000 stories from students everywhere. In the process, they?ve developed keen insights into college life as well as strong stomachs.

They have also written Class Dismissed: 75 Outrageous, Mind-Expanding College Exploits (and Lessons That Won't Be on the Final) .

Ben lives in Connecticut, and Derrick lives in Georgia.