Norbert dreams of power. Fame. Respected villainy. Maybe even girls.

If his inventions would just work how he wants them to, all that would be his.

And more.

And there would be toast.

A Modern Gods story

Blaze has lived in many different places, including Kansas, The Ozarks, Breckenridge, and SoCal. He's also done a number of things, some of which are even past the statute of limitations now. The ones he'll tell you about (without the need for full anonymity) include being a bouncer at a cowboy bar outside a Marine base, a volunteer storm-spotter with the county fire department, and herding nerds at a small software company. He currently lives Seattle-ish and tells stories in most every form of English you can, and a few other languages.