The once elite College of United Monsters (C.U.M.) is still having financial troubles. In order to stay afloat, it has been forced to allow humans to register. Humans, in a monster school? Preposterous! Also, monsters are real and that was probably a bigger shock to the world than one school of them allowing humans to enroll.
Nape MacGuffin is a regular, ridiculous human. A student in the suddenly popular Historical Pottery Studies course, Nape finds himself facing off against his class's biggest rivals: the students of Automobile Theory & Repair, who are convinced the pottery class is out to destroy them. Naturally, they have to get to the pottery students first. But, honestly?with a name like MacGuffin, you know the entire reason he's in this story is to get kidnapped later on to serve as a plot device. You did know that...right?
It serves him right for having a punny name and attending monster college.
Gorgon in 69 Seconds is a 17,000-word novella.
Autorentext
C.B. Archer is a novelist who lives happily in the sunny Okanagan Valley, nestled in Canada (America's Hat).
He maintains a regular secretive existence in the real world, and at night writes filthy filthy things that would make even the most experienced librarian change to Blush Shade #6 (The highest of the shades).