Here is a guide to the student, that inherently useless proportion of the population that nonetheless requires a vast amount of government funding and acts as though it has the right to an opinion, just because it is 'educated'. Whether you are one, have been one or would cross the road to avoid one, read on to find out more about this fascinating species! Topics covered range from Student Spotting and Tips For Blending in as a Student, through Student Issues, to Breeds of Students.