It's their first time disciplining a brat, and they're up for the task.

Can my father be any more archaic? Just because I like fast cars, general disobedience, and won't marry the man he's picked out for me?a family obligation?he's decided I need to be taught a hard lesson the old-fashioned way.

He calls his old friends and asks if their sons, who are literal lumberjacks and live in a secluded cabin in the mountains, with zero amenities to speak of, would take me in and teach me the hardships of life?with a belt, if needed.