A dream of death was the wake-up call he needed.

Lofus Ray Lightless is far from a paragon of virtue. In fact, he revels in his villainy. But a vivid dream of the many ways he's fated to die convinces him that he must change his ways-or at least pretend like he will.

With his trusty butler at his side, Lofus sets forth to turn the tides of fate in his favor so that he can enjoy a long and selfish life. But the future isn't quite what he's seen, and he might have bitten off far more than he can chew...