WHOSE SIDE IS GOD ON-FOR REAL? IS HE AN "R" OR A "D"?
IS HE A BAPTIST OR A PENTECOSTAL? PRO-RICH OR PRO-POOR?
"AAAAAAAAA" (THAT WAS A LOUD BUZZER SOUND)!
THOSE ARE ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS.
Author: Let me tell you a story about Joshua.
Bailey and S'More: Your son, Joshua?
Author: No, Joshua in the Old Testament.
Bailey: Will this take long? We were playing "Leaps and Bounds."
S'More: Listen to Mr. Jim, Bailey. He tells good stories.
Author: Thank you, S'More. Joshua was in charge of the Israelite army and had a big battle coming up. He went into a field to pray and saw a soldier in full battle armor, sword drawn. Joshua drew his sword and asked, "Are you on our side, or on their side?" The soldier said, "WRONG QUESTION!"
Bailey and S'More: STOP. NO MORE. You'll give away the surprise ending.
Autorentext
After a very serious car accident (it's by the grace of GOD that he is even here), Jim Moss's wife and granddaughter suggested that he start writing kids' books, so he did. He loves kids, and he loves telling stories, but most of all he knows that MR. BALDEAGLE SIR (GOD) wants kids to know HIM and have a biblical view of how to deal with today's issues. This book will help your little ones know how to put GOD in HIS proper place.