They say crime doesn't pay...but it can sure be funny!Join Jim Newell as he takes you through an anthology of criminal caper short stories where the perfect crime goes horribly awry. In this book you'll find everything from pampered cats to fat ladies singing, a woman on the run by way of bus to a woman fleeing it all by plane and go from cigar shoppers to bed hoppers.Just remember to leave your chicken outside (rest assured, the reason why is explained in this book), and you'll be sure to enjoy these hilarious entries.