Forget about Ann Landers and Dear Abby. Tammy deals with real problems and doesn't give a rip if your mother-in-law is a nosy know-it-all or if you're unsure where to seat the second wives at your daughter's wedding. That's all crap. Tammy deals with real problems like:

1. What should you wear to your parole hearing?

2. How come lite beer weighs the same as regular beer?

3. IS a dog's mouth really cleaner than a human's?

4. Is "Gator" a good name for a baby?

5. Do you still have to pay your bills if you're in jail?

6. What parts of a rabbit are not edible?

7. Are Chihuahuas necessary?