We're not implying anything but...

It's time for a bit of no-nonsense advice in the form of some choice expletive-laden life lessons. This small but f*cking mighty tome is just the tonic to set you on the path to being an awesome human, and will teach YOU how not to be a D*CK.

Joseph Dewey is an actor and an award-winning film director (Pink Feathers, CineFashion Film Awards 2018). Currently living in London, he studied Performing Arts at The BRIT School and Bird College. @_josephdewey