"Hilarious and horny, ridiculous and raunchy. Exactly what I signed up for!" - Margaret Onwood. "The Christmas gift that keeps on giving." L.M. Sugar "You've got to wonder about some people... I loved it!" James D.

It's Christmas Eve and Mary is alone and full of desire. Her night takes an unexpected turn when she discovers Santa in her living room! But, uh oh, Santa has a problem of his own and he is in desperate need of help! Will Mary do whatever is needed to get Christmas back on track? The answer is yes, she will! Join Mary as she goes on a hilarious, erotic adventure!