"We're fucked." I threw an empty beer bottle into the grave Uncle Doc were digging. I were sitting on the hood of my jet-black custom Audi R8, parked adjacent to an ominous cactus in the Mojave Desert. Dr. Dad were crying on the hood of his banana yellow Murcielago-the corpse of my mother in the trunk.

Set in an Ireland where the IRA successfully ousted the UK, Mike Vinn is born to Dr. Dad and a heroin addict in Ballycastle. Follow Mike's journey from a troubled child enjoying videogames, to becoming Ireland's first teenage multi-millionaire, all the way to the violent, shocking climax. The Castle is a tour de force--soldifying Lord Gouval's mission statement: Gouval Inc. Ain't Nuthin' Ta Fuck Wit.