With jails overflowing a new rehabilitation strategy for criminals is urgently needed. One judge's idea is to let non-violent criminals stay with them and earn their release.

Being first in the scheme's appraisal phase I have no problem with this, but haven't counted on the judge's niece not wanting me living in the same house as her and the humiliation she and her cop girlfriend put me through to try and get rid of me.

But how badly don't I want to go back to jail?