The Pires are cursed with new neighbours. Things were just fine on Nostfer Avenue until the Wolfsons arrived. There seems to be no end to the new family's strange rituals. They stay up all day long, lock their windows at night, and bathe - in sunshine. What's a nice vampire family to do?

'Laugh-out-loud funny.' - Scotsman

Ross Collins is not a vampire but has aspirations to be one. He likes to dress in black and drinks tomato juice, but the police have advised him to stop there. He is the author and illustrator of many books for children, including Medusa Jones, Busy Night, and Germs. He lurks in a haunted castle in Scotland. He has won the Macmillan Children's Book Prize.