Any day now, Bizarro Jersey Magazine will send a reviewer incognito to the ghost tour Jim Griggs runs in a scenic little Delaware River Valley town. The Halloween season is coming, and Jim has bills to pay. When his girlfriend gives him a haunted cabinet for his birthday, a spectral union agitator who died in the 1930s wreaks havoc in Jim's town - terrorizing tourists, stirring monsters best left to lie, and unionizing all the ghosts.

In this contemporary fantasy short story of posthumous labor relations in a New Jersey even weirder than the one you think you know, an unlikely spirit medium gets his comeuppance and has a close run-in with the angriest ever fan of The Battleship Potemkin, and with his own inner light. By the Mythopoeic Fantasy Award winning author of Tales from Rugosa Coven and The Imlen Brat.