I can barely leave my residence due to my nervous condition. How did I arrive at this vulgar magic theater? I abhor exploitative shows of the undead. How did I get this ticket?

Originally appeared in "Weird Tales" magazine.
Called "notable" by Ellen Datlow in "The Best Horror and Dark Fantasy 2004."

Gaslit Dark Fantasy Short Story, PG-13, 5K words, 14 pages

Tim W. Burke grew up in the United States near its most notorious prisons. He attended high school in the town that spawned the "Halloween" movie franchise. Video and movie producer, comic store owner, stocker of grocery shelves; his unassuming life belies vaunting creative ambition and vexing love of words. Learn more at timwburke.com or Tim W. Burke | Substack