"Block Party Deejay!"

I was deejaying a block party when the woman who ran the whole thing brought me a real nice dinner plate.

On the big plate were some barbecue ribs, French fried potatoes and a shit load of veggies.

On the small housewife's body were cut-off jeans, short-shorts that showed off her shapely solid legs, and a snug fitting jeans shirt that showed me the little lady had a real nice rack.